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Sunday, April 22, 2018

Message: "Making a difference: Integrity", based on Proverbs 3:22

ANNOUNCEMENTS
2018 Graduates: Plans are underway to recognize our JUMC graduates next month. If you have a JUMC student graduating from high school or college this spring please contact the Church Office.

Today’s 2nd Mile supports Barberton Area Community Ministries. Next Week’s 2nd Mile will help pay for our Outdoor Chapel Expansion.

Red Cross Blood Drive, Monday, May 14th from 1:00-6:00p. We need donors and cookies! You can drop off cookies on Sunday the 13th or bring them on Monday.

Celebration of Lori Gauze's ministry. Join us Sunday, June 17th at 12:00pm. More details to come!

Vacation Bible School
-Registration Party: Wednesday, July 18th, 6:30-8:30pm.
-VBS Dates: July 22-26, 6:00-8:30pm
-All Church Celebration Picnic: Sunday, July 29th

Barberton Area Community Ministries' April donations are canned chicken or tuna, toothpaste and toothbrushes. Please place your donations in the shopping cart located in our Church Lobby.

Community Prayer Breakfast, Thursday, May 3rd, 7:00 am in JUMC's Fellowship Hall. Tickets available at The Medicine Shoppe Pharmacy, Crawford Insurance, Raymond James (Tim Brenner) or any Norton Kiwanis Member.

Troop 132 Spaghetti Dinner Fundraiser, Saturday, May 12th, 5-7pm in JUMC's Fellowship Hall. Dinner includes spaghetti, garlic bread, salad, rolls and juice for $6.00. RSVP to: Rick Reynold: 330-696-437 or [email protected]

Rev Scott Wilson, former pastor here at Johnson UMC, is retiring this summer. The Celebration of Retirement Service will be held during the Annual Conference on Monday, June 11, 2018 at 7:30 pm in Hoover Auditorium at Lakeside, Ohio. ...

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GARRISON KEILLOR ON "METHODISTS"
(Today's smile:)

We make fun of Methodists for their blandness, their excessive calm, their fear of giving offense, their lack of speed, and also for their secret fondness for macaroni and cheese.

But nobody sings like them. If you were to ask an audience in New York City, a relatively Methodist-less place, to sing along on the chorus of "Michael Row the Boat Ashore," they will look daggers at you as if you had asked them to strip to their underwear. But if you do this among Methodists, they'd smile and row that boat ashore and up on the beach! And down the road!

I do believe this: People, these Methodists, who love to sing in four-part harmony are the sort of people you can call up when you're in deep distress.

*If you're dying, they will comfort you.

*If you are lonely, they'll talk to you.

*And if you are hungry, they'll give you tuna salad.

*Methodists believe in prayer, but would practically die if asked to pray out loud.

*Methodists like to sing, except when confronted with a new hymn or a hymn with more than four stanzas.

*Methodists believe their pastors will visit them in the hospital, even if they don't notify them that they are there.

*Methodists usually follow the official liturgy and will feel it is their way of suffering for their sins.

*Methodists believe in miracles and even expect miracles, especially during their stewardship visitation programs or when passing the plate.

Methodists think that the Bible forbids them from crossing the aisle while passing the peace.

*Methodists drink coffee as if it were the Third Sacrament.

*Methodists feel guilty for not staying to clean up after their own wedding reception in the Fellowship Hall.

*Methodists believe that it is OK to poke fun at themselves and never take themselves too seriously.

And finally, You know you are a Methodist when:
It's 100 degrees, with 90% humidity, and you still have coffee after the service.

When you watch a Star Wars movie and they say, "May the Force be with you," you respond, "and also with you."

And lastly, it takes ten minutes to say good-bye! ...

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